It pains me that after my last post I have had just so many blonde moments to choose from. Honestly there has been a plethora of dopeyness pervading my every day life…nothing too sinister so I shouldn’t complain really.
I thought I should post about today though. I have managed to do two dumb things…one of which I have done before unforunately 😦
The other is no big deal. I was making egg mayonnaise for lunch and I messed up the hard-boiled eggs. Yep, I managed to feck up hard boiling an egg…HOW you ask? I don’t know. I think I didn’t boil them for long enough cos they were still a bit runny in the middle. After I cooled them and peeled them, they were still runny. So I lashed them back into a pot of boiling water & poached them for a few minutes too, just to be sure. It was yummy egg mayonnaise but I’m not sure it was worth all the waiting!
The other thing. Well. Ladies you know what it’s like when you are having one of those showers, when you need to do a facial and wash your hair and condition your hair, and de-fuzz and all sorts of things-you’d be in there for ages. Anyway today was just such a morning for moi.
In I got, into the shower.
Wash hair-check (after wetting hair and realising I had no shampoo & conditioner left, hopping out of shower sopping wet, wrapping self in towel, shivering, popping out to hot press where I keep new supplies of shampoos and things and back to the shower where I had to wait for it to heat up again.
Condition hair-check. Couldn’t comb it as I could not find my comb anywhere…later found in a paper bag on the landing?!
Rinse off face mask-check.
Rinse off in-shower Veet-check.
Turn off shower, lash baby oil on over my whole body-quicker than using body lotion. Moisturise feet. Get out & begin to dry myself off. Then a fleeting thought goes skipping through my mind, like a flat stone your dad has thrown skipping along the surface of a lake before it disappears forever. I continue to dry. Thought pops by again. I look inside the shower. I look at the bottle of shower gel. And I realise I haven’t used it today. Nope. I’ve had a shower without washing myself.
And it’s not the first time either.